"†•ƒ•†ÐårK•RiflemaN|ADM|: there'll be a small civil war going on, fire everywhere, Slick'll be hiding under a table with his arse in the air, Shake will be leading a small band across the lobby and into the admin offices
†•ƒ•†ÐårK•RiflemaN|ADM|: I'll spot Papi lagging with a blunt stick in the semi-darkness
†•ƒ•†ÐårK•RiflemaN|ADM|: Twisted & Giggles will be hiding in the server channel playing poker with random dogs
†•ƒ•†ÐårK•RiflemaN|ADM|: Omni and Ever will have boarded themselves in the clan kitchain and built a tank out of the fridge, toaster and microwave,
†•ƒ•†ÐårK•RiflemaN|ADM|: And there'll be a small hole in the floor where Pain's digging his way out with a fuckin' spoon "
This cracked me up.